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TheImmortalWombat. Takes no responsibility... for third party sites. Take a deep breath, and plunge index-finger first into this seething morrass of the weird, stupid, amusing, or just plain gobsmackability. Something Awful - The name says it all. If it's weird, it's been here. Most articles won't make you laugh all that much, but check out Photoshop Phridays (on Fridays...) - they will. Oz's Prison Bitch Name Generator - What would the inmates of a friendly Australian Gaol call you? The Divine Order Of Faithful Servants - THEY ARE NOT A CULT. Or so they tell you. Here you can reserve your place on the Ark of Salvation - the only place where you will be safe when Quellish (let it come!) arrives. Hear the word of the Honorable Reverend Caleb Solar, and join the DOOFS. Yeah, or don't. Villain Supply - Your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Weapons, traps, lairs, henchmen gear and hire, Domesday devices etc. etc. The Broccoli Man - This man dresses up as a broccoli, and campaigns in vegetable-related issues. Eat your broccoli, children! Ass-Kicking Machine - Like one of things you find signposted in the middle of the American mid-west, to break up the tedium of a 6000 mile road trip: this machine that kicks ass. Personalise LOTR Book One - 1. Take the (abridged) story of the Fellowship of the Ring. 2. Replace all the character and place names with people of your choice. 3. Laugh. I am very very sorry .com - Possibly one of the more pointless sites on the web. On a par with this classic: You can't spell - Random insulting Flash animation. Hoho. B3ta.com - The parent site of the flash thingummy above. All sorts of weirdo stuff. I think the guy who made this site needs help. Inheritance Story - Oh just read it. Isohai - This was apparently shown on Finnish TV. If anyone can explain it to me, I'll be very happy. The Infallable Poetry Critic - Type in your poem, and see it receive a glowing review. Pokey the Penguin Archive - Madness with a penguin, and MS Paint. Its kinda funny, in a strange mind-altering way. Don't overdose. The Insanity Test - Needs audio. If you laugh within a minute, you are mad. I failed on 6 separate occasions. APOCAMON - What do you get if you cross the Book of Revelation with Pokemon? Find out. Atomic Temple Tests - Nothing like your average online personality tests. Amazon.com - Harry Potter Broomstick - Read the reviews. Its better than it sounds... The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - An unlucky few remember this pathetic attempt at a chart hit by Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock) - and they're mostly still in therapy. Listen at your own risk, this is a seriously unhealthy blend of cheesey-pop and Tolkein. William Shatner's music career - You didn't like Mr Spock's, you won't like this. Truly horrific crimes against music are contained within. Loud Medicine Webcam - Fat Balding German doing sod all. Live! CardHouse - Regularly updated site of oddities. Including such notables as this Japanese game show, and a full explaination of just who the Domo Kun creatures that are chasing this cat truly are. More Domo-Kun - I dunno, maybe you kinda like the little Weetabix men... White Trash - Just odd stuff... Pretty childish really, but good for a laugh. The ever-original Pull My Finger joke makes it online here. Electronic Orphanage - Kinda the hub for a small community of electro-hippy counter-culture cyber freaks who specialise in doing very little, though seem to make a living through contemporary art, architecture and critiquing. Domain Poetry, Wierd Stuff (ala White Trash), and oddities (such as root -1). Don't ask me what the hell is going on there, but EO is serious strange in a not-at-all healthy kind of way. After extensive dangerous research I have concluded that it is best avoided. Which is why I'm sharing the link with you all... Demain5 - WebComic. Strange, strange webcomic. Weebl's Site - Strange flash anims, including Weebl & Bob's little sketches. Surely you've met Weebl before? The Other Side - Some of the best flash animations online. The Samurai Lapin ones are great, the kitten ones (Snowball and Mittens) are bizarre to the extreme. SIMwork - Complete the required tasks and reach the exciting conclusion. Comedy Convoy - I'm wary of anything that calls itself comedy. Its often not. Included because it hosts Gonads and Strife - one of the most insane flash animations I have ever witnessed. Here. Hyakugojyuuichi - Even better than Gonads and Strife. Never lose this link. It is the most bizzare, random, hilarious flash thing EVER! If you like that kind of thing. Pierce Home - More "Comedy" Flash. Has the original "All Your Base" movie, which is a net classic. And the best stick-man fight scene ever, which takes ages to load, but is almost worth it... Senator Feingold's FANCLUB - Yes, it's true. Its a fan club for a US senator. Don't laugh. Top 50 Animated Death Sites - Stickmen killing each other. Well, it takes all sorts... My Cat Hates You - Photos of cats that hate YOU. Fat Chicks In Party Hats - Yes, that's really what it is. Political correctness must have got lost on this one. Real Ultimate Power - Real Ninjas! Feel the Real Ultimate Power of the Ninja! Engrish - Site for Japanese signs and labels, written in English with appaling grammar, odd word use, or a strange hint of Japanese. (or in short, Engrish) Despair - The site where underachievers can excell in thier underachievement. Coolness Test - Cos you know you're cool. You don't even need this website to confirm your greatness. But you will anyway. Exit Mundi - Index of possible End-of-the-world scenarios. Be afraid. LotR, 1920's Hollywood Style - Movie: LOTR with Humphrey Bogart Bonsai Potatoes - Like Bon without the Wait Charles Atlas - Just point and laugh. You're a better person than he. BadCandy - Dedicated to the elimination of bad candy. Facelickers Moist Hole - ?!?!? Lego Death Image galleries dedicated to the historical re-enactment of execution methods via the medium of Lego. Yoda Ate My Balls - What more can I add. Some people are really really childish. (Check out Mr T while you're there) The GLA - Gnome Liberation Front! Hallucinaut - Some rather odd Electro-Art. Spinnwebe - One of those sites that makes you wonder why. Why bother carrying on? Space Moose - 'Nother Webcomic. Webcomics should be illegal Virtual Cow Tipping - For urban cow-tippers wanting to practise their technique before going to the country. Or as a ersatz cow-tipping to help protect the health and vitality of *real* cows. Gus - Limit yourself to an hour. Or else you'll get sucked in bash.org - Top IRC quotes: engineered, accidental, humourous, derogatory, genius. ChickenHead Punchlines - This whole site is great, but this is random as anything I've ever seen. The World's Smallest Fully Functioning Website. - Allegedly. My picture is on the pinboard. ::GUIMP:: - The world's Original and actual smallest website. Surprisingly good for so few pixels. PopTarts as Blowtorches and Microwaving Grapes - For those who like to play with their food. Rectal Foreign Body Collection... SickBag collection... Museum of Menstruation - For all the things you didn't want to know, and wished had never been asked. DolphinSex.org - Its not my bag baby, really. No I'm serious this time. Makes good reading though. Toyota Story #1 - Get this man a lawyer! Toyota Story #2 - Stupid stupid stupid. Council of Elrond - In the style of Jack Black. BlackPeopleLoveUs - Weird satire-type thing. ah ha ha. hurr... Dictator Top Trumps - W00t! Bonsai Kittens! - Jellify the bone structure, insert into bottle, allow to grow. Guaranteed results! RatherGood - And it really is. The Ineffable Crab of Wisdom, aka Joel Vietch (who I swear has been employed on Born Sloppy, [late night, Channel 4]) has Flash randomness down to a fine art. Producing among others Blode and his friends. CupofTeaAndASitDown - Biscuits and Stuff. Personality Recognition Software - "Its hard enough remembering all my opinions, let alone remembering why I hold them all" - Friederich Nietzsche Corpses4Sale - Buy Corpses Online. I'm... oooh, 70%(?) sure this isn't real.